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Q: What's the difference between having sex with guys you love and guys you don't?

razors-andblades:

sex with a guy you love is to make love.. and you do it bc you love eachother and stuff.. sex with guys you dont know is bc youre horny. 


asked by Anonymous

littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

how to pick up CHICKS!!

nippled:

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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the-gingerdancer:

its-class-war-or-no-war:

why am I not eating pizza and receiving oral sex?  

I want to know the same thing

guy:

guy:

carpenter side of tumblr can u explain morning wood

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thank u 4 hte smart

waterfallfish:

i think my favourite part of a concert is when the singer holds the microphone towards the audience and everyone sings the words as loud as they can with so much emotion and the vocalist just gets this look of pure amazement on their face like

wow i may not be a doctor or a fireman but my career does save lives.